Quips From The Course
A few common lines... unless your significant other is nearby.

by Joe THE / DiscLife.com
December, 2001

"Rudolph…the red-eyed golfer,
Couldn't find his Visine drops…"

Hey, golfers! It's the season of the Winter Solstice, and I'm working on a new song to take me through the upcoming cold months. Maybe I'll have the rest of it done by the end of the cold season….if I remember to finish it. HA!

My last couple of ramblings went on awfully long, so I'm sparing you a wordy article this time around. I know that this time of year finds us busy buying gifts and making huge meals, so I'm not going to take up too much of your time. I'd hate to cut into your buying time, especially if I'm high on your list of gift buying (NOTE: I'm requesting less whining from other golfers this year).

Here's a list of some things that you can say at the disc golf course, but you probably shouldn't say to or around your significant other:

• "You're gripping it all wrong."
• "It's pretty deep in there."
• "Has anybody seen my bag?"
• "I wouldn't hold it like that if I were you!"
• "You wanna see my backhand?!"
• "These four skins are mine!!"
• "You could drive a truck through that gap!"
• "I lost it somewhere in this thick bush."
• "If it takes you more than 3 minutes to find it, you've got a problem!"